bigjaws

Wow I’m super tired and I get outta here at almost 5 ugh no I don’t wanna deal with guests today arghhhhh

naking:

still lookin for my sugar daddy in shining armor

zachariemiaou:

whenever someone ships two male characters people are like “why cant they just be friends??” no one said they cant be friends shut the fuck up

understanding boys
boy: i love u
what they really mean
boy: hey... got any grapes?

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awesomephilia:

sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done

Also he said i didn’t look or sound puerto rican well obviously he doesn’t know what a puerto rican looks or sounds like because I have the plantain running in my veins the breadfruit stamped in my face and the yuca engraved in my heart si señor

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

So I just met an old dude from Guatemala he’s pretty rad and asked me I I’m single I said yes and he was like “well it won’t last long, you’re very nice” lol well it’s lasted 21 years I’m not holding my breath but you might need to check yo’ head, dude

coolscar:

why dont yu-gi-oh away